Yes, that's right. The Return. The Return of me. As in posting. On this blog. Like this one. Only with more content. And less incomplete sentences. And likely more run-on sentences instead.
"But Zous," you say, "you never left!"
Of course you didn't actually say that, because the lack of activity the past 5 months speaks for itself. But I digress.
If you haven't figured it out yet because you never were one for lacking subtlety: I'm going to try to get back into this again. Why? Because I've gone much too long without a proper rant. So many things constantly beg me to mock them, and I've failed them thus far. Also, I forgot how many posts I had in the works but simply never finished. If I can manage it, I might even get a few weeks buffer in there.
Not that you haven't heard this before, but maybe, just maybe I'll keep it going this time. Of course, being me, there's a certain joy I get out of disappointing others. So we have that working against us, don't we?
Side note: it's also possible a certain someone out there continually pesters me to blog. At the very least, they deserve a stern finger wagging. I can't be bothered to post just because someone wants me to! I have to have the right level of grumpiness to reach that specific activation energy required for posting. Sure, you think it's all just sitting down and typing, having these words magically appear from the launching point that is my imagination (or lack thereof). But the diamonds that are my posts simply don't occur without the proper conditions! And trust me, you simply don't want to know where that pressure comes from.
In other words, good job raising my grumpiness to its old levels.